Wars and Windmills

25 October 2007

Trumpet Lasers



At long last, finally something that makes Lucas' bastardizations to the original trilogy seem less horrific.


Enjoy this until I think of something more interesting to say.
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16 comments:

  1. AG7:47 PM

    funny....my trumpet never shot lasers. Cheap parents!

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  2. lindsey8:39 PM

    deep fried golden brown hilarity.

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  3. dagus197611:03 PM

    Camel toe with your excruciatingly flat trumpet playing 80's harlot anyone?

    That clip had more hoof than a 1908 glue factory.

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  4. Kristen & Spence12:03 PM

    It's too bad that band didn't play in her key. Stupid band.

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  5. Natalie1:43 PM

    I only got to see part of it and now the video is "no longer available". What the? The part I did see was horrifying.

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  6. alysha9:29 PM

    ummm.....I think I cried and laughed equally.
    this just might tie with the Star Wars Holiday Special.

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  7. James Best7:24 AM

    Holy, holy crap. It was so painful to watch. And the dancing! The dancing! I can't stop picturing it.

    I hope she won.

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  8. Emily G6:18 PM

    Why wasn't this the gong show? I wanted to floor to open up below her, really really expected it really. I thought of the SW Holiday Special as well.......yes, nothing can rival trumpet-lasers doing the Charleston Chew more than Bea Arthur stirring large vats of ewok stew whilst Cary Fischer sings about Life Day, an antichrist knock-off in a galaxy far, far away......

    Darren, why'd you do it, man? Why? This was far more terrifying to me than any "Real Ghost Sighting Caught on Camera" clip. What sort of sick demon had such a hold on this poor permed hair blondie?

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  9. Grifter7:40 AM

    I still think Lucas's sins are worse.

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  10. ibid9:05 PM

    As do I, Joe.

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  11. Grifter8:10 AM

    I'm glad, Dare...

    But I am a little saddened by the Star Wars Holiday Special bashing. My credo, not that any of you have to agree, is "The more Wookie, the better."

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  12. ibid9:58 AM

    perhaps to soothe our souls a fishing venture this weekend might be in order. Will you be around?

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  13. Grifter11:44 AM

    GET UP HERE...IT IS ON (please don't be tricking me...)

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  14. ibid2:42 PM

    it is almost certain that I am coming. I will be purchasing rod and waders this week. I will dress warm and come with hooks glinting.

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  15. Grifter4:21 PM

    practice up on your adventure song my boy. I will scout us a new location..tell me when you'll be here so we can plan accordingly. if you can, find some good fingerless gloves with removable tips. lets continue this discussion via email.

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  16. Casey Stadler4:29 PM

    My favorite part was the end, not even any applause just silence blessed silence.

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