Dichotomy

No One Wants To Play Sega with Harrison Ford" by Brandon Bird

I prefer:

• Coke over Pepsi
  
• Star Wars over Star Trek
  
• school over work
  
• XBOX over Playstation
  
• movies over TV
  
• scooter over car
  
• beards as an unassuming facial accessory over beards as a piety meter
  
• fishing over swimming
  
• rivers and lakes over the ocean
  
• Colorado over the other 49
  
• train over plane
  
• orange juice over other juice
  
• Letterman over Leno
  
• Conan O. over both
  
• Ninjas over Samurai
  
• hands over feet
  
• René Magritte over Salvador Dali
  
• soccer over football
  
• futbol over soccer
  
• running over stationary bike
  
• weighing 170 lbs over weighing 190
  
• iPod over Zune
  
• unicorns over horses
  
• St. Vitus Cathedral over Notre Dame
  
• James Frey over Oprah
  
• freckles over moles
  
• argyle over plaid
  
• old Shins over new Shins
  
• money clips over wallets
  
• salsa over guacamole
  
• nerd over geek
  
• high-five over low-five
  
• "okay" hand signal over thumbs up
  
• Lord of the Rings over Narnia
  
• casual over business casual
  
• Apple over PC
  
• sitting over standing
  
• The Beatles over all
  
• function over form
  
• stepping in poop with deep treaded boots over southern California
  
• Valerie over James
  
• art deco over art nouveau
  
• walkie-talkies over cell phones
  
• four seasons over two
  
• old friends over new people

ad nauseum