a question old as middle-earth:
who would win if a dolphin grappled a unicorn? what beast would triumph if the peaceful passing of two magnificent creatures under a rainbow was brought to fisticuffs?
it seems that the lopsidedness of this battle is obvious and highly inappropriate. a mystical, and in all probability, magic filled golden horn against a mere blow-hole...sad really. however, give the dolphin a set of lights (lights that may or may not flash in distracting patterns) and a set of fin spikes and what would normally be a boring melee, just got interesting.
next up...bee-vs-dolphin
Awesome. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Dangrond...
ReplyDeletefrom whence did you summon this piece of magic?
And who dressed the dolphin up? It would be tough to latch on fin-razors without the use of an opposable thumb (or grasping hand, for that matter).
This encounter must be human sponsored...how inhumane.
giu